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The Cat Owner Survival Guide
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The perfect gift for any cat lover, this hilarious, fully illustrated book is full of tongue-in-cheek advice on how to survive life as a cat parent.
It's true, you have the best cat in the world. But there's no avoiding the fact that, as perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful "gifts" you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner.
Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you'll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives - like giving them head-scratches and cooing over their little toe beans.
With pearls of wisdom like these, you'll be a pro cat parent in no time:
- As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster
- Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there's an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff
- Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong
- The Cat Owner Survival Guide book
- Author: Sophie Johnson
- Illustrator: Tatiana Davidova
- Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
- 96 pages
- 158 x 120mm
Product Code: 83583
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