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The Dog Owner Survival Guide
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The perfect gift for any dog lover, this hilarious, fully illustrated book is full of tongue-in-cheek advice on how to survive life as a dog parent.
It's true, you have the best dog in the world. But there's no avoiding the fact that, as perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a dog owner that you could do without. That smell they bring in when they've rolled in poo. The nibble-marks on your furniture. Their fur stuck to absolutely every black item of clothing you own.
Luckily, this no-nonsense guide will teach you all the tricks you'll need to help you navigate life with your furry friend so you can focus on the positives - like giving them head-scratches and nose-boops every time they prove they've a good doggo at heart.
With pearls of wisdom like these, you'll be a pro dog parent in no time:
- Remember to check the dog is in the room before blaming it for your fart
- It is a universally acknowledged truth that a dog in possession of a healthy libido must be in want of a leg
- Start working on your mental toughness - those puppy-dog eyes are enough to break even the coldest of hearts
- The Dog Owner Survival Guide book
- Author: Sophie Johnson
- Illustrator: Tatiana Davidova
- Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
- 96 pages
- 120 x 158mm
Product Code: 83584
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